Do you want to know what stress is?
A beautiful girl asks you for a ride home.
On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.
The doctor says; Congratulations!!!!. You are going to become a father;
THAT’S IT. YOU GET STRESSED.
You say; But that baby is not mine;
The girl says; he is the father of my baby;
YOU GET MORE STRESSED.
…and to prove your innocence demand a DNA test.
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The police arrive, and a DNA test is done.
The report comes in according to which you are infertile and can never become a father.
WHAT? YOU GET EVEN MORE STRESSED!.
Anyhow you thank God that this ordeal is over, and start driving home.
…………. And then you start thinking;
At home I already have 2 kids.
Whose are those????
NOW THAT’S WHAT REAL STRESS ACTUALLY IS!!!!!